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11/9/2009

Mon Nov 9, 2009, 5:01 PM
  • Mood: Lonely
Have you ever been hurt and the place tries to heal a bit, and you just pull the scar off of it over and over again.

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10/24/2009

Sat Oct 24, 2009, 9:09 AM
  • Mood: Tired
"When I was little my mother always spoke of a prophecy, of a time when all of the world would be covered in darkness and the fate of mankind would be decided. One night I finally got up the courage to ask my mother why God had changed, why he was so mad at his children. She said: 'I guess He just got tired of all the bullshit.'"

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10/19/2009

Mon Oct 19, 2009, 6:40 PM
  • Mood: Mad
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10/13/2009

Tue Oct 13, 2009, 5:13 PM
  • Mood: Sentimental
TOP UNCOUNTED AND UNORGANIZED QUOTES FOR THE PAST... to be honest i really have no idea...

Earth is the place where Heaven and Hell intersect. During your stay here, be prepared to experience both.

"Look. Im a male, therefore I am incapable of judging female attraction. It's the second law of sexual dynamics - If you think a girl is attracted to you, you are wrong."

The U.S: "When the going gets tough... John Wayne gets called and ass gets kicked."
Ireland: "When the going gets tough... the tough get going... to the local pub."

"When you're surrounded and outnumbered... Theres only one way out..."
"Well, what is it?"
"Surrender."

"Im here to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and Im all out of bubble gum...."

"Ya know... if we knew the unknown the unknown wouldn't be the unknown... now would it?!"

"The last time God lost faith in mankind He sent a flood... This time He's sending angels..."

"Line 'em up. Gun 'em down."

"I don't envy or hate the rich, and I don't pity the poor. I believe a gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone. If this makes me a horrible person then suck it up cause this is just the tip of my iceberg..."

"Now that we are in England what do we do?"
"We play cricket!"
"Yes! We play crick... NO! We dress like Englishmen you buffoon!"

Its 9:08 in the morning. Im awake. Something is wrong with this picture.

"Fear is a basic human emotion. What frightens you more? The evil that you know.... or the evil that you don't know?" ~ Paxton Fetel

"I've got a missing girlfriend, a guy who's pregnant, an idiot who thinks his pet just died, AND our worst enemy is hanging out unsupervised at our base right now. So I really... really... REALLY don't have time for this horse-shit right now!"

"An Irishman is never at peace except when he is fighting."
"Or drinking. NEVER forget the drinking!"

"I've learned all the answers, now they've gone and changed the questions."

"Nigeria is in Asia right?"

"What colors are on the flag of Asia?"

"....Schocolate! It's like chocolate energy! Its like adding chocolate to an electrical storm! ... Give Schocolate to your babies and they'll be good at sports! Make them run abnormally fast! They'll run as fast as KENYANS! People will watch them run and think their KENYANS! They'll race as fast as KENYANS! Against actual KENYANS and it will be a tie and they'll get deported back to KENYAAAA!"

"... you'll be so fast Mother Nature will be like 'Slow Down....' and you'll be like 'FUCK YOU!' and kick her in the face!" [link]

You would be surprised how fast you find dog crap in your front yard when your sprinting through it barefoot...

"I believe this is one of those moments that I say something completely intelligent and insulting to the rest of you but you wouldn't understand it anyway."

"I started an 'I hate Cox' website. So far its me 14 other interns and about 3 thousand lesbians."

"Dejavue is like Gods way of saying 'Hey! Pay attention!'"

"Of all the things I've lost I miss my brain the most..."

"Hey man you can trust me with anything! We shared a toothbrush in college!"
"I wasn't aware of that..."

"OK! Let's try this again! And no one set fire on me again!"

"Charles! You can't curse! You're a monk!"
"Technically I'm only a friar, so I can curse all I want.... Dammit!"

"UGH. This taste like chicken."
"So whats wrong with it?"
"Its Mac & Cheese."

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons."

When visiting Sweden never go outside without a loaded rifle, polar bears are not to be taken lightly.

Remember kids: Stop Drop and Roll does not work in hell.

"You see... people are like rats. The more you kill them the smarter they get. They see another rat killed in a trap, next time they see a trap like it they arent gunna go for the cheese."

"I AM A BUFFET OF MANLINESS!"

About 90% of teens would suffocate if Twilight or MySpace said breathing wasn't cool. I'd be laughing.

About 95% of the teenage population would lose their mind if Mylie Cyrus was about to jump off a building... Id be one of the people yelling 'Jump already!'"

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning..."

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10/5/2009

Mon Oct 5, 2009, 3:52 AM
  • Mood: Hostile
To all my left wing friends out there: You're right. We need gun control! In saying so I have come up with the top 40 Reasons For Gun Control:

1. Banning guns works, which is why New York, DC, & Chicago cops need guns.
2. Washington DC's low murder rate of 69 per 100,000 is due to strict gun control, and Indianapolis' high murder rate of 9 per 100,000 is due to the lack of gun control.
3. Statistics showing high murder rates justify gun control but statistics showing increasing murder rates after gun control are "just statistics."
4. The Brady Bill and the Assault Weapons Ban, both of which went into effect in 1994 are responsible for the decrease in violent crime rates, which have been declining since 1991.
5. We must get rid of guns because a deranged lunatic may go on a shooting spree at any time and anyone who would own a gun out of fear of such a lunatic is paranoid.
6. The more helpless you are the safer you are from criminals.
7. An intruder will be incapacitated by tear gas or oven spray, but if shot with a .357 Magnum will get angry and kill you.
8. A woman raped and strangled is morally superior to a woman with a smoking gun and a dead rapist at her feet.
9. When confronted by violent criminals, you should "put up no defense -- give them what they want, or run" (Handgun Control Inc. Chairman Pete Shields, Guns Don't Die - People Do, 1981, p.125).
10. The New England Journal of Medicine is filled with expert advice about guns; just like Guns & Ammo has some excellent treatises on heart surgery.
11. One should consult an automotive engineer for safer seatbelts, a civil engineer for a better bridge, a surgeon for internal medicine, a computer programmer for hard drive problems, and Sarah Brady for firearms expertise.
12. The 2nd Amendment, ratified in 1787, refers to the National Guard, which was created 130 years later, in 1917.
13. The National Guard, federally funded, with bases on federal land, using federally-owned weapons, vehicles, buildings and uniforms, punishing trespassers under federal law, is a "state" militia.
14. These phrases: "right of the people peaceably to assemble," "right of the people to be secure in their homes," "enumerations herein of certain rights shall not be construed to disparage others retained by the people," and "The powers not delegated herein are reserved to the states respectively, and to the people" all refer to individuals, but "the right of the people to keep and bear arm" refers to the state.
15. "The Constitution is strong and will never change." But we should ban and seize all guns thereby violating the 2nd, 4th, and 5th Amendments to that Constitution.
16. Rifles and handguns aren't necessary to national defense! Of course, the army has hundreds of thousands of them.
17. Private citizens shouldn't have handguns, because they aren't "military weapons", but private citizens shouldn't have "assault rifles", because they are military weapons.
18. In spite of waiting periods, background checks, finger printing, government forms, etc., guns today are too readily available, which is responsible for recent school shootings. In the 1940's, 1950's and1960's, anyone could buy guns at hardware stores, army surplus stores, gas stations, variety stores, Sears mail order, no waiting, no background check, no fingerprints, no government forms and there were no school shootings.
19. The NRA's attempt to run a "don't touch" campaign about kids handling guns is propaganda, but the anti-gun lobby's attempt to run a "don't touch" campaign is responsible social activity.
20. Guns are so complex that special training is necessary to use them properly, and so simple to use that they make murder easy.
21. A handgun, with up to 4 controls, is far too complex for the typical adult to learn to use, as opposed to an automobile that only has 20.
22. Women are just as intelligent and capable as men but a woman with a gun is "an accident waiting to happen" and gun makers' advertisements aimed at women are "preying on their fears."
23. Ordinary people in the presence of guns turn into slaughtering butchers but revert to normal when the weapon is removed.
24. Guns cause violence, which is why there are so many mass killings at gun shows.
25. A majority of the population supports gun control, just like a majority of the population supported owning slaves.
26. Any self-loading small arm can legitimately be considered to be a "weapon of mass destruction" or an "assault weapon."
27. Most people can't be trusted, so we should have laws against guns, which most people will abide by because they can be trusted.
28. The right of Internet pornographers to exist cannot be questioned because it is constitutionally protected by the Bill of Rights, but the use of handguns for self defense is not really protected by the Bill of Rights.
29. Free speech entitles one to own newspapers, transmitters, computers, and typewriters, but self-defense only justifies bare hands.
30. The ACLU is good because it uncompromisingly defends certain parts of the Constitution, and the NRA is bad, because it defends other parts of the Constitution.
31. Charlton Heston, a movie actor as president of the NRA is a cheap lunatic who should be ignored, but Michael Douglas, a movie actor as a representative of Handgun Control, Inc. is an ambassador for peace who is entitled to an audience at the UN arms control summit.
32. Police operate with backup within groups, which is why they need larger capacity pistol magazines than do "civilians" who must face criminals alone and therefore need less ammunition.
33. We should ban "Saturday Night Specials" and other inexpensive guns because it's not fair that poor people have access to guns too.
34. Police officers have some special Jedi-like mastery over hand guns that private citizens can never hope to obtain.
35. Private citizens don't need a gun for self-protection because the police are there to protect them even though the Supreme Court says the police are not responsible for their protection.
36. Citizens don't need to carry a gun for personal protection but police chiefs, who are desk-bound administrators who work in a building filled with cops, need a gun.
37. "Assault weapons" have no purpose other than to kill large numbers of people. The police need assault weapons. You do not.
38. When Microsoft pressures its distributors to give Microsoft preferential promotion, that's bad; but when the Federal government pressures cities to buy guns only from Smith & Wesson, that's good.
39. Trigger locks do not interfere with the ability to use a gun for defensive purposes, which is why you see police officers with one on their duty weapon.
40. Handgun Control, Inc. says they want to "keep guns out of the wrong hands." Guess what? You have the wrong hands.

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